I'm 25. Texas A&M graduate. Atheist. Liberal. Pansexual. Awesome. I fangirl over Beyonce, Einstein, and Batman. I blog about politics a lot, but, also, science, nerdy things, and anything I find funny. Enjoy.
You can follow my fitness journey at stilleatingfriedchicken.tumblr.com.
asthmatics are actually people with the souls of mermaids, who never adapted to breathing air 100% of the time
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Watching Dirty Dancing. Never noticed before that the douchebag waiter gave Baby an Ayn Rand book as explanation for the pregnant chick not mattering. lulz.